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[Mafia] Make me an offer I can't refuse

Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.

sakai4eva said:
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot

dexter93 said:
You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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sakai4eva said:
I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post

dexter93 said:
You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.

sakai4eva said:
Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her

Refuse this offer.

mercianary said:
Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.

sakai4eva said:
Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!

Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.

sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread

davidrules7778 said:
Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.

sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.

He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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dayton1202 said:
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!

sakai4eva said:
Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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Turning 18 soon-need ideas

So, i am turning 18 in a few days (and heading to college in a few months). And as most people know, most fun things begin at 18 (not as fun as 21 though). I was thinking about what i could do to celebrate. My first thought was to attend a few concerts in the area (justice/tiesto) but i was wondering if you guys have a suggestions. Gracias.
Expecting the worst so the best is better

Buy a pack of fags.

Private titty bar. Free and all age.

Whats so special about turning 18?

DexterMorganNL said:
Whats so special about turning 18?
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you can access certain.... well.... places

DexterMorganNL said:
Whats so special about turning 18?
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You can legally get drunk* and other not so important stuff.
*Depends on the country/state.

Is that all? You first better start working and saving some money, then the real fun starts.

Nope. Party, then some work, and then party again.
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Work now play later
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Dude, you should so totally party like it's 1999......

what do you think?, that your life will be different when you turn 18 its the same the differences will come when you will change mind(this is the possible change) or enviroment or house or job etc

Work and fun now. Repeat until death.
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LordManhattan said:
Work and fun now. Repeat until death.
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I plan on working myself to death then having fun.....

conantroutman said:
Dude, you should so totally party like it's 1999......
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I went to a school dance where it was super boring. And few of my friends and I decided to trip running kids (we were 9). That was fun for us. I don't want to party like that anymore. lol
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I have fun with myself to near death, then go to work.
Speaking of which, I have to be at work in 8 minutes.

jaszek said:
I went to a school dance where it was super boring. And few of my friends and I decided to trip running kids (we were 9). That was fun for us. I don't want to party like that anymore. lol
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That sounds awesome.... I may go to a club at the weekend just to trip up people I don't like the look of....
Also Jas said:
I have fun with myself to near death, then go to work.
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You're not doing that thing with a necktie and an orange are you?

conantroutman said:
You're not doing that thing with a necktie and an orange are you?
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Nah it's plastic bags with jas.

go to a technology shop or phone shop and break the equipment using a virus or root and delete stuff, haha

Archer said:
Nah it's plastic bags with jas.
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Yea. I don't afford ties, so I steal bags from the stores.

I was gonna post something about plastic bags and having a good time but I'm a mod so I won't.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
I was gonna post something about plastic bags and having a good time but I'm a mod so I won't.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Would it include illegal substances?

Are the powers that be ****ing around with the jet stream?

The title is the topic!
Are they (?) Actively combating.global warming?
By they I mean the ones with more money than sense? You know the one's who think they know it all.lol..
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I have three words for you. Chemtrails.
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Yep I have seen them! It is Wilhelm Reich's stuff they are using I guess
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Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!

jaszek said:
Are you talking about it being hot? News Flash!!! It's SUMMER!!!
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Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
Here is a rare snapshot taken right before Katrina. Copy it quick.. I might have to take it down before the feds catch on. For those Feds watching......I am posting through a chain of proxies.... you will never find me. If you copy the picture, keep it in a safe place and don't get caught with it....
Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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In the summer, some call it "global warming"
In the winter, some call it "global cooling"

shanman-2 said:
Yes and it's pissing on Europe! !!
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Trust me. It's not as bad as NYC. You don't have humidity. And it looks like you are in Ireland. Mainland Europe probably has it worse. lol

I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/07/03/what-behind-record-heat/
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WiredPirate said:
I am definitely not subscribing to this theory, but by "they" I think you mean the Bilderberg Group.
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Yes ! Mostly known by that name ... ....
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Bush and Cheney did such a good job directing the Hurricane Katrina towards New Orleans that they started a new secret division of the goverment before they left office to control it.
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Don't say I didn't warn you!!!
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Lol
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Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.

Archer said:
Hi. I'm new here and I think there should be a thread for this song.
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Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...

shanman-2 said:
Ha just watched the video....
Ain't gonna stop the comets...
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Why bump this crap thread?

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Why bump this crap thread?
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Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

Danial723 said:
Why not?
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"
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Epic bump...
High five!

Face five
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face"

The powers that be are closing this thread.

Craziest Idea you can think of to change the world

Post the craziest ideas you can think of to change the world
Here's mine:
Let all people of america and china jump together at the same time for 5 mins, thus knocking the earth off its axis

Re-distribute any money anyone makes over, say, 15 million dollars to public services.

Free nukes for everyone.

Legalize drugs.
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so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?

Travel back in time and make apple fail
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deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.

deathnotice01 said:
so nobody would like to wish for world peas and all the shi*t like that?
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World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!

StormMcCloud said:
That would be boring. Now everyone having their own nuke, that would be fun.
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063_XOBX said:
World peas? Genius! It would end hunger in Africa!
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m1l4droid said:
World peace? No way. It's a lot more fun without peace.
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What part of Iran do you live in? I guess I'm an ignorant American, but wherever you live seems to be at peace.
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m1l4droid said:
It is at peace. I was saying it in general.
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Sorry, I was taking personal interest in where you live. My bad. I'll mind my damn business.
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m1l4droid said:
Don't worry about it. I won't send a bomb your way... for now.
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C'mon....I was seriously not stereotyping/ trolling you. I was actually curious. But whatever.
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m1l4droid said:
Like I said, no bomb. Not yet.
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****.
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If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.

WiredPirate said:
If the Earth was knocked off its axis OP we might not be able to survive, at the very least it would change our seasons completely.
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Sh*t, if the sun were 10 feet closer to earth, We'd all melt.
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If everyone in the world screamed at the same time. Would you hear it from space?
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m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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So what you're saying that space doesn't matter? You space-ist.

m1l4droid said:
Sound only travels in matter. So it can't be heard in vacuum space.
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This.
In fact, how do shuttles propel in space? There's no molecules, no oxygen, no matter.
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Ok, what about if everyone farted at the same time? Would it have the same effect as say, an atom bomb? (or whatever it's called)
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Zombie apocalypse

What would you do during a zombie apocalypse? What would you take with you? Who would you take with you? Where would you go?
If thread was already created please lock or delete. I didn't see it so please correct me if it is already here.
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And you thought celebrities weren't smart! =P

Steal all the TP from Walmart then hole up in Home Depot. Grow fruits and vegetables in the garden section and use the tools as weapons. For anything I don't I have I've got TP to barter with.

I'd gather up all the weapons I could and all of the twinkies... scratch that. Twinkies are out of the picture now. And I would head to an island in the Bahamas.

I'll gather up all the weapons I could muster. I work at a grocery distribution center. I'll lock myself in there for a while. Enough food and water in there for years for my family!! Also place is huge. Nice long lines of sight, to pick them off in case they break in.

Hey guys, did you hear that the world is gong to end on the 21st?
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!

veeman said:
Hey guys, did you hear that the world is gong to end on the 21st?
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
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No, it's gonna end on December 31st 1999. Get it right troll.

063_XOBX said:
No, it's gonna end on December 31st 1999. Get it right troll.
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To both you trolls read THIS

LoopDoGG79 said:
To both you trolls read THIS
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That link is invalid.
a.k.a. Josepho1997
Merry Christmas!

I already have the weapons and ammo I need. I also have packs of MREs and my bug-out bag is already packed. I'm headed up to the north Georgia mountains. I know of a few towns there that are basically self sustaining that are only accessible by a few different, easily blockable, roads.

Urahara said:
That link is invalid.
a.k.a. Josepho1997
Merry Christmas!
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Fixed the link

The CDC has actually warned people to be ready for a zombie style apocalypse.
http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/

Zombies? Americans...
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LoopDoGG79 said:
Fixed the link
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It was never invalid.
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Merry Christmas!

Urahara said:
It was never invalid.
a.k.a. Josepho1997
Merry Christmas!
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i'd muster all the rocketfuel i could find,
steal nasa's spacestation and do human inbreeding in the spacestation where all the future humans will be retarded

deathnotice01 said:
i'd muster all the rocketfuel i could find,
steal nasa's spacestation and do human inbreeding in the spacestation where all the future humans will be retarded
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So you're going to turn it into New Jersey?
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StormMcCloud said:
So you're going to turn it into New Jersey?
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NJ with a little taste of florida

Zombie Apocalypse, Morning Commute.. is there a difference?