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What Age Will You Die?

You want to know what age you will die at? Here is the answerhttp://blogthings.com/whatagewillyoudiequiz/
It says that I will die at 85 and that is more that I expect. Anyway, have a try.

What a morbid thread subject

galaxys said:
What a morbid thread subject
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I agree completely. What about using a more positive approach, like "How long will you live?" instead!

well first of all the site is complete bull****, cause judging by my ancestors i will die at about 80 years, and what kind of question is do you have a dog, in a test like this??
btw I got 70y, and im 16 now!!
EDIT: oh and judging by the test- smoking only takes away 3years - thats an even biger bull****!!

You Will Die at Age 55 lol well i'm over halfway there and some, makes me want to change my life so much "chuck chuckle" not

^LOL, just in time for Holloween! No doubt it will be a box office hit...at least with the XDA

That is not very scientific, here is a much more reliable site.
http://www.deathclock.com/

73 and I dont even drink or smoke! Lol
What this doesnt take into account is that medical science would have definately advanced in 50 years time. We definately won't be at the same level in 50 years time as we are now.
But then again these websites are just plain silly

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xD

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Is this like a hobby or something ? Because the last time someone bumped age old threads for no reason, they were banned

How does "Do you belong to a volunteer group or church you attend regularly?" determine wether you live longer? Apparently, it makes you live 3 years longer.
Attending church will not make you live longer, that is utter bullsh*t. In fact, being foced to attend church regularly makes me die at age 23. By committing suicide.
"You Will Die at Age 82" Bleh.

52....half way there
"I didn't slap you, I high fived your face."

79

Now I need to decide what I'm gonna do for the next 16 years.
-kcco-

You Will Die at Age 55
That's one of the most depressing things I've heard in a long time. I have to put up with another 15 years of this cr4p according to the site - Ireally hope they're wrong.
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Apparently if I take up smoking, become overweight, start driving faster (and drunk) I can shave 12 years off that and die at 43 :good:

ShadowLea said:
How does "Do you belong to a volunteer group or church you attend regularly?" determine wether you live longer? Apparently, it makes you live 3 years longer.
Attending church will not make you live longer, that is utter bullsh*t. In fact, being foced to attend church regularly makes me die at age 23. By committing suicide.
"You Will Die at Age 82" Bleh.
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I just took that question to mean "are you part of a group that you have interactions with regularly?". I guess anti social people live less.

I dont know
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veeman said:
I just took that question to mean "are you part of a group that you have interactions with regularly?". I guess anti social people live less.
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Well, we do tend to commit suicide at some point.

I Will Die at Age 82​
Yay...I'll live longer than this thread!!!111!!1:victory::victory::victory:
WINNING!!!!
Also..thread is now deceased!!!
Trolololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllix

Smartphones effect on toilet time

Ok, this one is mainly for guys
I just want to see if I'm a freak, or is this normal; when I got my smartphone, my average time spent on toilet has dramatically increased.
So, guys, do you spent more time on toilet, less or same as before you got smartphone?

LOL I have my sister-in-law with her two kids, a 8 mos. old and my wife.
The bathroom is the "throne of solace" and it seems to be the only place I can go (no pun intended) where I can get some peace at home.
Thank ye gods for my phone otherwise I'd be staring down at my feet going nuts by now.

lol so its not just me ... i love to have an afterparty on the throne checking new apps and mail

lol only privacy I get these days
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He, He; it's same with me; my private (and smelly) sanctuary, that was upgraded with internet connection when I got my smartphone

20 minutes is about average for me. I'm going to have terrible hemorrhoids.

Sweet thread! Same here. I live there now. It's basically my second home, since it's the one place i can be alone

Sitting there now
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I have never read or answered a call in the toilet, that is a sacred place to put the garbage ASAP and then return to what ever you are doing

OMG. Extra 30 minutes? That's insane. I actually don't even bring it to the bathroom because I don't want my +$300 phone wet and explode!

Oh my, I cant go to the bathroom without my phone. Lol, without poker, email, news, fbook, etc. id just be in there all bored with my stench!
Scent phrum mie fone!

if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw

I wonder if there is a battleshits app we can play sitting on our toilets

sublimaze said:
if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw
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Dude...
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sublimaze said:
if you spend more than 20 mins at a time on the throne, start looking for a good colorectal surgeon because you'll evenutally need one: nsfw
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Oh damn!!! My eyes!
Scent phrum mie fone!

For those ppl spending more than normal you may need one fo this
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I spend about 15min in the toilet and always have, it's not like because I'm browsing or reading on my phone that I will spend more time in there.
Reading on the toilet just seems so appropriate, even if its a magazine or on a phone lol.

koberko said:
Ok, this one is mainly for guys
I just want to see if I'm a freak, or is this normal; when I got my smartphone, my average time spent on toilet has dramatically increased.
So, guys, do you spent more time on toilet, less or same as before you got smartphone?
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I think your device was previously owned cleaning service officer....

I'm sorry for dinging up this thread, but I have to share this link (it's related to this thread):
http://www.break.com/pictures/thats-pretty-accurate-1996994
This graph is spot on

Lol this thread is such a win
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Welcoming our new overlords

Greetings, fellow meatbags.
It has come to my attention that we meatbags are losing more and more grounds to the silicone overlords. From Pamela Anderson's boobs, straight on to Gary Kasparov's inevitable defeat at the hand of Deep Blue, our race of meatbags was most recently and most emphatically beaten, thrashed and dragged through the mud in Jeopardy by none other than IBM's Watson.
What next, you ask?
Rock, paper & scissors
Yes, once the preserve of the playground's courts of arbitration and the ultimate decider of who should be "it", and occasionally the last word in auction arguments, Rock-paper-scissors (RPS) will now be played by the AI.
While we would like to think that a simple game with three possible outcomes would never be mastered by mere humans (or mere computers), NY Times, in collaboration with Skynet, has developed an AI which can ultimately predict and eventually beat humans at this game.
Now I don't feel so secure in my bunker any more.

that hunk of junk is no match for me. Played him on veteran to twenty and killed him, well beat him by 2 matches.

Sanbourne said:
that hunk of junk is no match for me. Played him on veteran to twenty and killed him, well beat him by 2 matches.
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same but only 10 matches ... this guy dont know ****t

DOnt worry, I beat the machine.
25-21-24 at round 70 on veteran

Keep playing... it gets worse and worse...

I have more important things to do. lol
EDIT: 30-23-27 @ round 80
EDIT 2: 37-29-34 at round 100. After 100 rounds humanity is saved by Jaszek. I am your saviour.

jaszek said:
I have more important things to do. lol
EDIT: 30-23-27 @ round 80
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Your overlords frown upon you.

It has come to my attention that some of the meatbags on here have a little too much free time on their hands.

SciFiSurfer said:
It has come to my attention that some of the meatbags on here have a little too much free time on their hands.
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First our overlords give us more free time, then they wait for us to become complacent and lazy from having too little work, then they destroy us!

And this is how it all begins!! I'll be back
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I beat that robot hand twice...just thought I let you know

It was bound to happen.

out of 10 games.......
4 wins
5 ties
1 loss
I am John Connor.........

Wow... He's pretty good I win though

conantroutman said:
out of 10 games.......
4 wins
5 ties
1 loss
I am John Connor.........
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Now play on veteran, with 100 rounds.

jaszek said:
Now play on veteran, with 100 rounds.
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It was on veteran. I dont have time (obv. lie) to play 100 rounds so allow me to scientifically estimate the results of such an endeavour.....
Wins - 40
Ties - 50
Losses - 10
I am Sparticus / Spartacus (delete as appropriate)......

Lol, at the beginning it was easy, but at around the 40s I was losing by 8 points, then I had to make up for it.

jaszek said:
Lol, at the beginning it was easy, but at around the 40s I was losing by 8 points, then I had to make up for it.
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Im just scared in case I lose to a machine...........
I dont want my fiance to come home and find me with my head in the oven because I'm unable to face life in a world where the human race is on the verge of being ruled by machines...........

Just for proof.

Any idea how to unlock volcano?

For those of you who are tempted...
Don't just go 20 rounds. The more you go, the more likely you will succumb to a certain pattern, so the computer's advantage is very obvious the longer you play.
Of course, if we hook it up to a learning matrix database, we'd be busted from the get go.
Also remember that this is done by the NEW YORK TIMES. Now imagine IBM getting down on this.

How Autistic are you?

I bet there's a few people here who either know or suspect that they fall somewhere on the spectrum. Take the AQ Test and post your results:
http://aq.server8.org/
Here's mine:
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I got 21
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I'm average :/
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24
Was a little higher than I thought it would be.

Yikes...scored a 23.

As the parent of an autistic child, I'd like to add that this test is bull**** and slightly offensive.
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jRi0T68 said:
As the parent of an autistic child, I'd like to add that this test is bull**** and slightly offensive.
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"Researchers at Cambridge University's Autism Research Centre developed this questionanaire to measure autistic traits in Adults".
http://www.autismresearchcentre.com/
"The mission of the ARC is to understand the biomedical causes of autism spectrum conditions, and develop new and validated methods for assessment and intervention. The ARC fosters collaboration between scientists in Cambridge University and outside, to accelerate this mission."
Seems to me the ARC are doing valuable and helpful work. If you have a problem with that take it up with them.

Proper autism diagnosis requires significantly more testing than an online questionnaire. My son spent countless hours with a neuropsychologist to get accurate answers. They may be doing valuable research, but this is not any form of a valid measure. Nothing aimed at you, Dirk. The offensive part is that whoever put that up online thinks a handful of questions answered by random people on the internet can tell them whether or not they fall somewhere on the spectrum. It demeans the struggle that is everyday life of someone with autism.
Edit:
It seems they acknowledge themselves that this is kinda bs.
" Our tests are posted on our website to enable free access to academic researchers. None of them are diagnostic: No single score on any of our tests or questionnaires indicates that an individual has an Autism Spectrum Condition (ASC). If you are concerned that you, or a friend or relative, may have ASC, please discuss these concerns with your GP or family doctor or ask the*National Autistic Society*(NAS) or equivalent charity in your country, for advice."
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I think we should not correlate the "autis" with addicted to games or smartphones

SeSachee said:
I think we should not correlate the "autis" with addicted to games or smartphones
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Nobody here made that correlation...

What happens if you score a 50??!!!??

Gohan said:
Well, then you're Mark Manning.
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REKT

"Most people with Asperger Syndrome or high functioning autism score about 35" Scored 35. Yay x)

I got 39 from one on wired. Com not surprising though since I've known I was an aspie for about 16 years. Can't tell by knowing me I remember a lot of conversations that I hear and from whom and repeat to others in social situations. I try to categorize in my head the social circle from which it came to use in other similar circles to be in context. Especially great for small talk and meating new people. I also try to watch reactions and facial expressions in movies do I can try to mimic in situations in similar context.
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24... :/

I got 22.
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24 for me.

APeter001 said:
42, though I have scored 47 in a similar test before.
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I used to score in the forties so I guess getting less aspie.. So in 2040 I should score normal.. Lol
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I scored 16, so I guess I'm normal then. Too bad lol

46.
No shock there, I've been diagnosed with Aspergers a number of times, as well as APD. *shrugs* People are boring, anyway.

Things You Should Never Do... or it seemed like a good idea.

Use strawberry yogurt as coffee creamer... verified by blackhawk.
It's nasty, sour and chunky

Get yourself some dry non-fat milk. It will last forever and better than that white latex paint residue called "Coffemate".

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That last rep is a...

Engage a gunship crew...

Watch TV.
Sixty years ago TV was fun to watch, even the advertisements.

Putting a cat on a leash then ignoring his distress. And always keep your legs together
Presenting Pinky the cat...

Woke Disney princess in full defensive mode.

Damn they are tough on crime in NYNY

Trains, you can beat them? Yes, well...
Lawyer survives due to having more wherewithal...
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dw612s5faYtE&ved=2ahUKEwiwmeLcrvX-AhU5mWoFHRq6DjE4MhCjtAF6BAgCEAE&usg=AOvVaw0M-Fogazm550au4EsYzBaf
Because of their size to the untrained eye a train appears to be going slower than it actually is. 8 or 9 out of 10 make this deadly error. You gauge a train's speed by stationary objects around it's path of travel. Telegraph poles or electric poles are convenient reference points. Error on the side of caution. Beware of the 2 or more trains at once on different tracks, the one you can't see can still kill you.
Don't trip on the tracks, ties or gravel holes as this can be a deadly mistake even with no train. The rails will break bones if you fall on them... always assume a train is coming. I've walked many miles on active lines starting at 6yo, still here.

Mister Rogers counts EVs
One EV
Two EV
Many EV's

There are differing versions of this story but in the end anything is possible...
Helene Gillet

Driver pits their own car... nothing quit like West Texas stupid.

"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Famous last words.

V0latyle said:
"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Famous last words.
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Oh the irony and timing. Little did he know they had their own jesus nut that had broke loose.
“Hey, you’re hanging by that bolt, you know,” said Land.

blackhawk said:
Oh the irony and timing. Little did he know they had their own jesus nut that had broke loose.
“Hey, you’re hanging by that bolt, you know,” said Land.
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Reminds me of Alaska 261.

Smoking in no smoking areas...
"At the hospitable mansion where I am a guest, I have to smoke surreptitiously when all are in bed, to save my reputation, and then draw suspicion upon the cat when the family detect the unfamiliar odor. I never was so absurdly proper in the broad light of day in my life ... so far, I am safe; but I am sorry to say that the cat has lost caste." (Letter to the Alta California, January 25, 1868) Mark Twain

The only time I worked with sharp stuff and no gloves.
One phalanges (phalanx?) less.

CassanRoz said:
The only time I worked with sharp stuff and no gloves.
One phalanges (phalanx?) less.
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Lee Van Cleef

blackhawk said:
Lee Van Cleef
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One phalanges (phalanx?) less.
Wish with loosing the phalanx I would have get his good looking . Didn't.
Pic from the three-way duel at the end of The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, am I right? Great movie.